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Leda

by Joe B-.

After Cesare da Sesto’s copy of Leonardo 

It drives a mortal man to tears

And outrage at his mortal luck.

I haven’t gotten laid in years,

And this chick does it with a duck?

OK, so he’s a feathered god

Who’s got a knack for bestial sex

And tons more cash than some poor sod 

Who lives on unemployment checks.

But, by Jove! It’s a crying sin

The way those strands of hair came loose,

And her dippy, post-orgasmic grin 

Announcing, “That was one sweet goose.”

His eyes beg for another treat.

He pats her fanny with his wing,

While, glancing shyly toward her feet, 

She strokes his throat like it’s his thing.

Someday she’ll buy a cockatoo,

Some parakeets, and a canary.

She’ll spend her weekends at the zoo,

Jilling in the aviary,

And all the hatchlings from this tryst,

In years to come, will grope for words,

Describing to their therapist

Mom’s traumatizing love for birds.